Stone Giant

imageThis was hopeless. He was sick and tired. How many more times must he defend his home from these vermin. Tiny, feeble, ridiculous creatures that invaded his home, invaded his personal space, upset the rocks that were his friends.

It had to stop. These ones were stupider than most. Who fights stone with steel? These creatures were idiots. He would crush them for their stupidity. He would crush them and mount their broken bodies on his wall. He was running out of space on his wall…

You would think the sign that he had specially written and posted at the mouth of his valley, lovingly decorated in skulls, blood and entrails, reading ‘Beware! Here be giants’ would deter people. It was not intended as a challenge for the stupid. He made a mental note to remove the sign, as his fist smashed into the earth with a thunderclap.